Day: June 17, 2011

University President Makes Surprise North Korea Visit During Trip to Asia

Posted on: June 17, 2011 by thirstyturtletimes
Categories: "News", College, Thirsty Turtle Times Historical Archives
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University of Maryland President Wallace Loh returned last week from what he termed a “very productive” trip to the Asian continent. President Loh left for China alongside a Maryland delegation, […]

Welcome to the Thirsty Turtle Times

Posted on: June 17, 2011 by thirstyturtletimes
Categories: Thirsty Turtle Times Historical Archives
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This  “news agency” will serve the College Park community. It’s brand new. And it’s unlike any you’ve ever seen before. The Thirsty Turtle Times will run substance-free.  We don’t have […]