Month: July 2011

Burnt Out Lantern: Another Pathetic Attempt at Revamping Comic Book Superheroes

Posted on: July 27, 2011 by frankmayo
Categories: Distractions
Tags: Burnt Out Lantern, Green Lantern, Peter Sarsgaard, Ron Jeremy, Ryan Reynolds

Yes, I understand that Warner Brother’s Green Lantern was released over a month ago. Yes, I understand that the movie has been established as grade A Hollywood dog shit. However, […]

Introducing Frank Mayo

Posted on: July 26, 2011 by thirstyturtletimes
Categories: Distractions
Tags: Frank Mayo, Friedberg and Seltzer, Misery, Syrit

It is my pleasure to introduce our newest contributor, Frank Mayo. When I asked Frank to describe himself for me, his only response was that he “comes in all shapes […]