Month: August 2011

FAKE WALLACE LOH: Vote Loh & Lee 2012

Posted on: August 23, 2011 by fake wallace loh
Categories: "News", Thirsty Turtle Times Historical Archives
Tags: Consumer Protection Agency, Daycon, Dr. Wallace Loh, Drop Daycon, Environmental Protection Agency, GOP, Israel, Judicial, Lays and gesbians, Loh2012, Obamacare, POTUS, Republican Nomination, Republican Primary Debate, Republicans, Running for President, Terps, U.S. Presidential Election, University of Maryland, White House

So I guess this is what happens when you make a drinking game out of a Republican Presidential Primary. Yes, of course I am running for President! As a fake […]

Wallace Loh Declares Candidacy for President of the United States

Posted on: August 15, 2011 by thirstyturtletimes
Categories: Thirsty Turtle Times Historical Archives
Tags: Barack Obama, Election 2012, Glenn Beck, GOP, Honolulu Advertiser, Iowa, Obamacare, Politics, Republican, Republican Primary Debate, Shanghai, University of Maryland, Wallace Loh

Dr. Wallace Loh, President of the University of Maryland, has declared for the Presidency of the United States, running as a Republican. Wallace Loh attended Grinnell College in Iowa for […]

Dead Hippo Found Under Floorboards at R.J. Bentley’s

Posted on: August 1, 2011 by thirstyturtletimes
Categories: College, Thirsty Turtle Times Historical Archives
Tags: Bentleys, College Park, Hippopotamus, Local Business, R.J. Bentley's, Scott Van Pelt, UMD for Clean Energy

Shock and awe reigned in downtown College Park this morning, when a dead hippopotamus was discovered wedged in the floorboards at R.J. Bentley’s Filling Station.  Evidence indicated it had been […]