Month: August 2011
FAKE WALLACE LOH: Vote Loh & Lee 2012
So I guess this is what happens when you make a drinking game out of a Republican Presidential Primary. Yes, of course I am running for President! As a fake […]
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Wallace Loh Declares Candidacy for President of the United States
Dr. Wallace Loh, President of the University of Maryland, has declared for the Presidency of the United States, running as a Republican. Wallace Loh attended Grinnell College in Iowa for […]
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Dead Hippo Found Under Floorboards at R.J. Bentley’s
Shock and awe reigned in downtown College Park this morning, when a dead hippopotamus was discovered wedged in the floorboards at R.J. Bentley’s Filling Station. Evidence indicated it had been […]
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