Year: 2013
FRANK MAYO: Stuck in China
Yeah, I’m stuck in China. Some of you may wonder where the hell I have been for the past year or so, most of you don’t give a shit. Needless […]
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Rebecca Martinson for SGA President at UMD
Editor’s note: start here. If you just opened this link expecting it to be a fun parody with a healthy agenda, tape that goddamn smile in place because this endorsement […]
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University of Iowa Basketball Player Arrested For Trying to Harvest the Chrysler Building
The University of Iowa’s loss in the National Invitation Tournament has been blamed on the absence of stellar senior Whitman Studley, who missed the game while attempting to shuck the […]
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Aux Armes! – An NRA Response to UMD President Loh’s Assault on the Second Amendment
Editor’s note: In light of College Park’s recent murder-suicide tragedy, the gun control debate has come to the University of Maryland. UMD President Wallace Loh penned a column in the […]
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