The Thirsty Turtle Times Returns

The Thirsty Turtle Times will return, this year of our lord 2017.

In 2011, the Thirsty Turtle Times began publishing what it called “fake news.”  With the graduation of all of its staff from the University of Maryland, the publication stopped printing.

When it ran, the Thirsty Turtle Times used fake news for arguably good causes; at the very least, for entertaining phenomenons.

With the global rise of fake news in truly horrifying fashion this past year, the Thirsty Turtle Times’ staff reconvened, and decided, after much deliberation, to get hammered drunk.

And whilst hammered drunk, we wrote this post.

And decided, we’re coming back.

#TakeBackFakeNews

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