Month: May 2017
Black Lives Matter Demands Montenegro Change Name
WASHINGTON – Montenegro has surfaced in the news lately, as President Trump appeared to shove the small Balkan nation’s prime minister out of the way in preparation for a photo with […]
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Trump Supporters Sick of Being Insulted By Meanie Liberal Snowflakes
WASHINGTON – Every-day supporters of President Trump have grown increasingly agitated by left-wing snowflakes teasing and insulting them. Additionally, they feel quite offended by “hate-marches” designed to hurt the president. […]
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“Red Pill” Curator Robert Fisher Hailed For Republican Authenticity
CONCORD – Adoration and praise rained down on State Representative Robert Fisher this week, as the New Hampshire Republican, accused of covertly promoting profane and chauvinist ideologies on the internet, has […]
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President Trump Farts On Live TV To Distract Press From Deepening Scandals
WASHINGTON – President Donald Trump, surrounded by deepening scandals, sought to divert the media today by delivering a live televised fart on Tuesday night. Faced with angry allies, disloyal staff, […]
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Student Protester Fully Understands Israeli-Palestinian Conflict
COLLEGE PARK: Surprise and intrigue on the University of Maryland campus yesterday as student protester and self-described “champion of social justice” Jessica Ringwatt was officially confirmed to know everything and […]
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The Far-Left Continues to Blackmail and Punish Society – with the Far-Right
Today’s chapter: France, where Marine Le Pen of the far-right National Front party is poised for an almighty upset that could rock the globe. The French far-left, which claims to […]
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