Author: DenzelWashington

Entire Trump Administration Derailed by ‘Perfect’ Late-Night Comedy Joke

Posted on: October 30, 2017 by DenzelWashington
Categories: "News", Distractions, Nation
Tags: Bipartisan Report, CBS, Comedy Central, Late Show, President, Quartz, Salon, Stephen Colbert, the Daily Show, Trevor Noah, Tumblr, Vice, Vox

NEW YORK – The Trump Administration has come to a crashing halt, with all executive branch offices of the federal government vacated as of 8:00 AM Monday.  The apparent cause of the political thunderbolt was a totally “perfect” joke, delivered in the usual Wednesday evening broadcast of The Daily Show with Trevor Noah by the host, Trevor […]

Local Gamestop Employee Tired of Gary Johnson’s Awkward Flirting

Posted on: October 26, 2017 by DenzelWashington
Categories: "News", College, Nation
Tags: Albuquerque, Anita Parker, Bill Weld, Call of Duty Modern Warfare I, Gamestop, Gary Johnson, Libertarian

ALBUQUERQUE – Local Gamestop employee Anita Parker reported last Friday that she was growing sick and tired of former New Mexico Governor Gary Johnson’s awkward flirting and cheesy pickup lines, while working her afternoon shift at the new & used video game retailer. The former Libertarian presidential candidate was reportedly attempting to resell a copy […]