Author: DenzelWashington

Entire Trump Administration Derailed by ‘Perfect’ Late-Night Comedy Joke

Posted on: October 30, 2017 by DenzelWashington
Categories: "News", Distractions, Nation
Tags: Bipartisan Report, CBS, Comedy Central, Late Show, President, Quartz, Salon, Stephen Colbert, the Daily Show, Trevor Noah, Tumblr, Vice, Vox

NEW YORK – The Trump Administration has come to a crashing halt, with all executive branch offices of the federal government vacated as of 8:00 AM Monday.  The apparent cause […]

Local Gamestop Employee Tired of Gary Johnson’s Awkward Flirting

Posted on: October 26, 2017 by DenzelWashington
Categories: "News", College, Nation
Tags: Albuquerque, Anita Parker, Bill Weld, Call of Duty Modern Warfare I, Gamestop, Gary Johnson, Libertarian

ALBUQUERQUE – Local Gamestop employee Anita Parker reported last Friday that she was growing sick and tired of former New Mexico Governor Gary Johnson’s awkward flirting and cheesy pickup lines, […]