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williamwallace November 18, 2017

The email address we’ve been sharing is wrong.  All of our illustrious contributors can be reached at theflatearthtimes@gmail.com.  Any other email is fake news. Lies and deception did not intend to contribute to this report.  They can be reached at theflatearthtimes@gmail.com

williamwallace October 3, 2017

We live in a startling new world. In 2011, the Thirsty Turtle Times began as a proud platform for fake news. Our understanding of this term at the time was news that wasn’t real but told the truth anyway. But there has been an awakening, on the Dark Side of the force. That alignment of words […]

thirstyturtletimes April 28, 2017

The Thirsty Turtle Times will return, this year of our lord 2017. In 2011, the Thirsty Turtle Times began publishing what it called “fake news.”  With the graduation of all of its staff from the University of Maryland, the publication stopped printing. When it ran, the Thirsty Turtle Times used fake news for arguably good causes; […]