Tag: Frank Mayo

FRANK MAYO: Stuck in China

Posted on: May 2, 2013 by frankmayo
Categories: Distractions
Tags: American Psycho, Baiju, Beijing, BuzzFeed, Cherokee Hair Tampons, China, Chinese, Chou Doufu, English, Frank Mayo, Prozac, Rebecca Martinson, VPN

Yeah, I’m stuck in China. Some of you may wonder where the hell I have been for the past year or so, most of you don’t give a shit. Needless […]

The O’Doul’s Diary: Diluted Debauchery

Posted on: November 13, 2011 by frankmayo
Categories: Distractions
Tags: Amber Heard, Bruce Robinson, Chenault, Drugs, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Frank Mayo, Hunter S. Thompson, Johnny Depp, Paul Kemp, Puerto Rico, Sanderson, The Rum Diaries

Have you ever listened to someone describe a night of heavy drinking to you? The story usually starts off sensibly: your friend describes his day, the time, the occasion, and […]

Rise of the Planet of the Cinematically Challenged: How the fuck did this pull in $167 Million?

Posted on: September 17, 2011 by frankmayo
Categories: Distractions
Tags: ALZ112, Alzheimer's, Brian Cox, Caesar, Charla Nash, Charles Rodman, Draco Malfoy, Frank Mayo, Freida Pinto, James Franco, John Lithgow, Planet of the Apes, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Rupert Wyatt, Saab, Twentieth Century Fox, Will Rodman

So I was driving the other day when I was caught behind a rusty Saab with spinning rims.  Despite how hilariously disgusting it was, I wasn’t laughing at this Saab, […]

Introducing Frank Mayo

Posted on: July 26, 2011 by thirstyturtletimes
Categories: Distractions
Tags: Frank Mayo, Friedberg and Seltzer, Misery, Syrit

It is my pleasure to introduce our newest contributor, Frank Mayo. When I asked Frank to describe himself for me, his only response was that he “comes in all shapes […]