Orrin Hatch Sick of Kids Skateboarding on His Sidewalk

WASHINGTON – Utah Senator Orrin Hatch expressed dismay today of kids skateboarding on the sidewalk outside his apartment in Washington D.C. “Darn kids always skateboardin’ on the sidewalk!” he stammered in his apartment in the Carver section of Washington, leering out the window. “Dag nammit!” Mr. Hatch is the senior US Senator from Utah and […]