Write in “Rebecca Martinson” for SGA President, now through April 24th at www.testudo.umd.edu.
Editor’s note: start here.
If you just opened this link expecting it to be a fun parody with a healthy agenda, tape that goddamn smile in place because this endorsement is going to be a rough fucking ride.
For those of you still dizzy from tornadoes, which apparently is the majority of this loser school, the SGA has been FUCKING UP in terms of FUCKING EVERYTHING. And the only person LITERALLY capable of punting them into line is the smart, talented, electric and uncompromising Rebecca Martinson.