Senate Republicans Add Scrotum-Cleansing for Top Earners into Tax Cut Bill

WASHINGTON – Senate Republicans, working feverishly to shore up support for a deeply unpopular tax plan, added scrotum-cleansing as an additional benefit to the top tax bracket to the bill Thursday morning, hoping to prevent possible defections from the forthcoming vote. Currently, the nation’s top earners are taxed at 39.6% of their income, not including […]