Utah

williamwallace January 4, 2018

SALT LAKE CITY: Mitt Romney, former Governor of Massachusetts, spent most of Wednesday meticulously removing all mention of the Bay State from his Wikipedia page. “The good people of UTAH know that this beautiful state is my home – my only home, the only state I’ve ever cared for or considered worthy of serving publicly,” […]

Flat Earth Times News Desk December 28, 2017

WASHINGTON – Utah Senator Orrin Hatch expressed dismay today of kids skateboarding on the sidewalk outside his apartment in Washington D.C. “Darn kids always skateboardin’ on the sidewalk!” he stammered in his apartment in the Carver section of Washington, leering out the window. “Dag nammit!” Mr. Hatch is the senior US Senator from Utah and […]