In 2011, the Thirsty Turtle Times began publishing what it called “fake news.” With the graduation of all of its staff from the University of Maryland, the publication stopped printing.
With the global rise of fake news in truly horrifying fashion this past year, the Thirsty Turtle Times’ staff reconvened, and decided, after much deliberation, to get hammered drunk.
And whilst hammered drunk, we wrote this post.
And decided, we’re coming back.
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