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Mississippi and Arkansas Vie For Open “Worst State in the Union” Title
LITTLE ROCK – After a shocking election upset that sent number one seed Alabama home and packing, the people of both Mississippi and Arkansas have found renewed hope for a long-coveted prize. The “Worst State in the Union” title, held by Alabama for an unprecedented five years straight, is back up for grabs. “I’ve never […]
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Kyrie Irving’s Stellar Celtics Debut Proves the Earth is Flat
Kyrie Irving has had an incredible start to the NBA season. Since losing teammate Gordon Hayward to a season-ending injury, Kyrie’s Boston Celtics rocketed to the top of the standings with a 16-game winning streak, focusing on teamwork and fourth quarter stamina, often fighting back from double-digit deficits. The edge of defeat is no match […]
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ANALYSIS: Senate Write-In Campaign Impossible Because Alabama Can’t Read
Republicans are in a bind in Alabama. Republican Senatorial efforts to derail the candidacy of Roy Moore in the Alabama Special Senate election have been unsuccessful. Judge Moore, battling claims that he made sexual advances on young teenage girls in his 30s, has refused to drop out, and now it appears a write-in campaign, as […]
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