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Our 2018 Bracket is Ready!

Posted on: March 15, 2018 by williamwallace
Categories: "News", Analysis, Nation, Sports
Tags: NCAA Bracket, Trump firings, White House Bracket

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Mississippi and Arkansas Vie For Open “Worst State in the Union” Title

Posted on: December 14, 2017 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: "News", Analysis, College, Sports
Tags: Alabama, Arkansas, Barbecue Butter, Chris McDaniel, Doug Jones, Mississippi, Phil Bryant, Roy S. Moore, Walmart Scooter, Worst State

LITTLE ROCK – After a shocking election upset that sent number one seed Alabama home and packing, the people of both Mississippi and Arkansas have found renewed hope for a long-coveted prize. The “Worst State in the Union” title, held by Alabama for an unprecedented five years straight, is back up for grabs. “I’ve never […]

Kyrie Irving’s Stellar Celtics Debut Proves the Earth is Flat

Posted on: November 28, 2017 by williamwallace
Categories: Analysis, Opinion, Sports
Tags: 16-game winning streak, Bill Nye, Boston Celtics, Fake News, Flat Earth, FlatEarthFact, Gordon Hayward, Kyrie Irving

Kyrie Irving has had an incredible start to the NBA season. Since losing teammate Gordon Hayward to a season-ending injury, Kyrie’s Boston Celtics rocketed to the top of the standings with a 16-game winning streak, focusing on teamwork and fourth quarter stamina, often fighting back from double-digit deficits. The edge of defeat is no match […]

ANALYSIS: Senate Write-In Campaign Impossible Because Alabama Can’t Read

Posted on: November 14, 2017 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: Analysis, Nation
Tags: Alabama, Alabama Special Senate Election, Alaska, Democrat, Doug Jones, Gef Seshuns, Luther Strange, Republican, Roy Moore, Write-In

Republicans are in a bind in Alabama. Republican Senatorial efforts to derail the candidacy of Roy Moore in the Alabama Special Senate election have been unsuccessful. Judge Moore, battling claims that he made sexual advances on young teenage girls in his 30s, has refused to drop out, and now it appears a write-in campaign, as […]