Category: Nation
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Democrats Buy Pelosi Diamond Gavel After Close Special Election Loss
SAN FRANCISCO – After a narrower-than-expected loss in a special election in Arizona, the Democratic Party has spent their entire first quarter fundraising haul on a diamond gavel for Nancy […]
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MUELLER MADNESS! Stormy Daniels Continues Cinderella Run
Stormy Daniels on Cinderella Run to End Trump Dynasty Stormy Daniels has continued her unprecedented march toward ending the presidency of Donald J. Trump, as the 14th seed rides toward […]
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Guy Who Slaved His Entire Life Complains About Cool Guy Partying With Hookers, Hated by Entire Nation
WASHINGTON – James Comey, former director of the FBI, was seen Sunday night living in his own nightmare. The long-time public servant worked hard his entire life. He always did […]
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Paul Ryan Retiring to Spend More Time With His Chilling Shame
MILWUAKEE – Speaker of the House Paul Ryan announced he would retire after his term ends in 2019, in a speech on Wednesday. The 48-year-old Republican now wishes to spend […]
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Scott Pruitt Builds Taxpayer-funded Personal Halo to Escape Runaway Climate Change
OUTER SPACE – Administrator Scott Pruitt has ordered the Environmental Protection Agency to build him an entire Halo Array, with which he could escape the environmentally crumbling planet, an investigation […]
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As Trade War Ravages Wall Street, Trump Desperately Takes Dump on South Lawn
WASHINGTON – President Trump, eager to avoid or win a trade war he began with China, this morning took the unusual step of having a bowel movement on the South […]
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NRA Pledges to Move to 100% Recycled Ideas by 2020
FAIRFAX – The NRA announced on Monday that they will be moving forward with plans to use 100% recycled ideas by 2020. The unprecedented step comes two days after the […]
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Suburban Liberal Completes 2018 Activism By Putting Sign on Her Lawn
MONTCLAIR, NEW JERSEY – In this affluent suburb of New York City, Karen Philipelli is ready for the 2018 midterms. “This isn’t my first rodeo,” smirked Mrs. Philipeli, looking at […]
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Trump Supporter Gives Up Over Stormy Daniels Affair
NASHVILLE – “This is disgraceful!” said Fred Nelneck, a former coal miner and a Trump supporter until that very moment. He was watching cable news coverage of adult film actress […]
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