Category: Messages

Whoops

Posted on: November 18, 2017 by williamwallace
Categories: Messages
Tags: Email Address, Fake News, The Flat Earth Times

The email address we’ve been sharing is wrong.  All of our illustrious contributors can be reached at [email protected].  Any other email is fake news. Lies and deception did not intend […]

Welcome to the Flat Earth Times

Posted on: October 3, 2017 by williamwallace
Categories: "News", Adventures, College, Distractions, Messages, Nation, Opinion, Propaganda, Sphere, Sports, Thirsty Turtle Times Historical Archives, World
Tags: Fake News, News all across the Earth, The Flat Earth Times, The Thirsty Turtle Times

We live in a startling new world. In 2011, the Thirsty Turtle Times began as a proud platform for fake news. Our understanding of this term at the time was news […]

The Thirsty Turtle Times Returns

Posted on: April 28, 2017 by thirstyturtletimes
Categories: Messages
Tags: The Thirsty Turtle Times

The Thirsty Turtle Times will return, this year of our lord 2017. In 2011, the Thirsty Turtle Times began publishing what it called “fake news.”  With the graduation of all […]