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The email address we’ve been sharing is wrong.  All of our illustrious contributors can be reached at [email protected].  Any other email is fake news. Lies and deception did not intend […]

Welcome to the Flat Earth Times

We live in a startling new world. In 2011, the Thirsty Turtle Times began as a proud platform for fake news. Our understanding of this term at the time was news […]

The Thirsty Turtle Times Returns

The Thirsty Turtle Times will return, this year of our lord 2017. In 2011, the Thirsty Turtle Times began publishing what it called “fake news.”  With the graduation of all […]