Category: Science

John McCain’s Zombie Should Have Thanked Trump for a Funeral

Posted on: March 20, 2019 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: Opinion, Propaganda, Science
Tags: Arizona, funeral, gratitude, President Donald Trump, Senator John McCain, Thank you, Vietnam, zombie

Deceased Arizona Senator John McCain was brought back into the national conversation today by President Trump.  The President disparaged the Vietnam War Veteran and 2008 Republican Presidential nominee in comments […]

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NRA Pledges to Move to 100% Recycled Ideas by 2020

Posted on: March 26, 2018 by williamwallace
Categories: "News", Nation, Science
Tags: gun control, March For Our Lives, NRA, Recycled Ideas, Wayne LaPierre

FAIRFAX – The NRA announced on Monday that they will be moving forward with plans to use 100% recycled ideas by 2020. The unprecedented step comes two days after the […]

George Soros Sent Actors Back in Time to Grow Up With Parkland Shooting Victims and Be Sad on TV

Posted on: February 26, 2018 by williamwallace
Categories: "News", College, Nation, Science
Tags: Doc Brown, FBI, Florida, George Soros, gun control, Guns, Jack Kingston, Parkland, Stoneman Douglas High School, Time Machine, watchdog

NINETEEN-NINETY-NINE – George Soros, the Hungarian-American hedge-fund billionaire and liberal philanthropist, has been caught sending paid actors to go back in time and endure horrific mass shootings in order to […]

Scientists Discover Gun Control Opponent With Large Penis

Posted on: February 22, 2018 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: "News", College, Nation, Science
Tags: anthropologists, bob, Colbern Pulhok, Columbine, Darryl Nincovicz, Democrats, Dr. Parker Sandelae, Fluoride, Guns, Mandelay Bay, Parkland High School, penis-envy, salisbury steak, Sioux Falls, Virginia Tech

SIOUX FALLS – A team of anthropologists working around the clock have discovered a man who opposes any form of gun control, yet also seems to be well-endowed. They are […]