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Scott Pruitt Builds Taxpayer-funded Personal Halo to Escape Runaway Climate Change

Posted on: April 10, 2018 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: "News", Nation, Whether
Tags: EPA, Halo Array, Master Chevron, Scott Pruitt

OUTER SPACE – Administrator Scott Pruitt has ordered the Environmental Protection Agency to build him an entire Halo Array, with which he could escape the environmentally crumbling planet, an investigation […]

Report: Boston’s Frozen Floods Part of Deal with Satan for Tom Brady

Posted on: January 8, 2018 by williamwallace
Categories: "News", Adventures, Sports, Whether
Tags: Adam Schefter, Bill Belichick, Bob Kraft, Bomb-Cyclone, Boston, Brett Favre, ESPN, Flood, Lucifer, New England Patriots, NFL, Satan, Tom Brady, Winter Storm Grayson

BOSTON: A new report suggests that Winter Storm Grayson, which blanketed the East coast and flooded much of Boston in a surge of seawater, was likely the result of a […]