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Scott Pruitt Builds Taxpayer-funded Personal Halo to Escape Runaway Climate Change

Posted on: April 10, 2018 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: "News", Nation, Whether
Tags: EPA, Halo Array, Master Chevron, Scott Pruitt

OUTER SPACE – Administrator Scott Pruitt has ordered the Environmental Protection Agency to build him an entire Halo Array, with which he could escape the environmentally crumbling planet, an investigation has discovered. The embattled Trump-appointed director of the EPA has come under severe pressure and scrutiny over the past few weeks, after reporters discovered he […]

Report: Boston’s Frozen Floods Part of Deal with Satan for Tom Brady

Posted on: January 8, 2018 by williamwallace
Categories: "News", Adventures, Sports, Whether
Tags: Adam Schefter, Bill Belichick, Bob Kraft, Bomb-Cyclone, Boston, Brett Favre, ESPN, Flood, Lucifer, New England Patriots, NFL, Satan, Tom Brady, Winter Storm Grayson

BOSTON: A new report suggests that Winter Storm Grayson, which blanketed the East coast and flooded much of Boston in a surge of seawater, was likely the result of a deal between Bob Kraft, owner of The New England Patriots professional football team, and the devil himself. “This was Satan attempting to collect on his […]