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ANALYSIS: Senate Write-In Campaign Impossible Because Alabama Can’t Read
Republicans are in a bind in Alabama. Republican Senatorial efforts to derail the candidacy of Roy Moore in the Alabama Special Senate election have been unsuccessful. Judge Moore, battling claims […]
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Republicans Unable to Decide Between Tax Cuts for Millionaires, Basic Integrity
WASHINGTON – As Republican Judge Roy Moore plows on through accusations of molesting teenage girls in the Alabama special Senate Election, Republicans nationally are flummoxed. Republicans are weighing their options […]
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NJ and VA Republicans Send Thoughts and Prayers to Ballot Boxes
RICHMOND – Republican voters in New Jersey and Virginia sent thoughts and prayers (#ThoughtsAndPrayers) to their voting precincts on Tuesday, hoping to hold off a wave of Democrats eager to […]
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World Jealous of Taliban Prisoner for not Knowing Trump was President
TORONTO – Worldwide showers of envy have rained down on Joshua Boyle, a Canadian-American man recently released along with his family from an isolated five-year imprisonment by the Taliban, for […]
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Houston Magically Restored After World Series Win
HOUSTON – Reeling for weeks since the catastrophic flooding of Hurricane Harvey, the great city of Houston has been restored to perfect condition, perhaps by the gods, following the World […]
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Fox News Debuts “Shiny Object Dangling”
NEW YORK – Fox News, the top cable news provider in the United States, debuted its newest program last night, Shiny Object Dangling. The primetime show features various items of […]
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Entire Trump Administration Derailed by ‘Perfect’ Late-Night Comedy Joke
NEW YORK – The Trump Administration has come to a crashing halt, with all executive branch offices of the federal government vacated as of 8:00 AM Monday. The apparent cause […]
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Local Gamestop Employee Tired of Gary Johnson’s Awkward Flirting
ALBUQUERQUE – Local Gamestop employee Anita Parker reported last Friday that she was growing sick and tired of former New Mexico Governor Gary Johnson’s awkward flirting and cheesy pickup lines, […]
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Trump Administration Condemns Post-2016 Politicizing of Dead Soldiers
WASHINGTON – The Trump Administration is coming down hard on Democrats and journalists whom they accuse of politicizing US soldiers killed in combat, something they insist has not been acceptable […]
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