Tag: 2018 Midterms

Local Man Can’t Decide Between 0.2% More Economic Growth, Basic Decency
HOUSTON – Elections are approaching, and Texans are making up their mind. Dave Fresno, an antique shop owner in Piney Point Village, considered his vote at the Avalon Diner. “I have to say, I’m torn on Trump,” said Mr. Fresno. He did not vote for Mr. Trump in 2016, but said he’s very pleased with […]
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Democrats Buy Pelosi Platinum Gavel After Close Special Election Loss
SAN FRANCISCO – After a narrower-than-expected loss in a special election in Ohio, the Democratic Party has spent their entire second quarter fundraising haul on a platinum gavel for Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D, CA-12). They previously purchased her a diamond gavel after a narrow special election loss in Arizona. “We beat the spread!” exclaimed […]
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Democrats Buy Pelosi Diamond Gavel After Close Special Election Loss
SAN FRANCISCO – After a narrower-than-expected loss in a special election in Arizona, the Democratic Party has spent their entire first quarter fundraising haul on a diamond gavel for Nancy Pelosi. “We beat the spread!” exclaimed Democratic National Committee Chairman Tom Perez. Now happily anticipating taking control of the House of Representatives in November of […]
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