Mississippi and Arkansas Vie For Open “Worst State in the Union” Title

LITTLE ROCK – After a shocking election upset that sent number one seed Alabama home and packing, the people of both Mississippi and Arkansas have found renewed hope for a long-coveted prize. The “Worst State in the Union” title, held by Alabama for an unprecedented five years straight, is back up for grabs. “I’ve never […]

Senate Republicans Add Scrotum-Cleansing for Top Earners into Tax Cut Bill

WASHINGTON – Senate Republicans, working feverishly to shore up support for a deeply unpopular tax plan, added scrotum-cleansing as an additional benefit to the top tax bracket to the bill Thursday morning, hoping to prevent possible defections from the forthcoming vote. Currently, the nation’s top earners are taxed at 39.6% of their income, not including […]