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As Trade War Ravages Wall Street, Trump Desperately Takes Dump on South Lawn

Posted on: April 5, 2018 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: "News", Nation, World
Tags: Amazon, China, Peter Navarro, President, Sean Hannity, Trade War, White House South Lawn

WASHINGTON – President Trump, eager to avoid or win a trade war he began with China, this morning took the unusual step of having a bowel movement on the South […]

FRANK MAYO: Stuck in China

Posted on: May 2, 2013 by frankmayo
Categories: Distractions
Tags: American Psycho, Baiju, Beijing, BuzzFeed, Cherokee Hair Tampons, China, Chinese, Chou Doufu, English, Frank Mayo, Prozac, Rebecca Martinson, VPN

Yeah, I’m stuck in China. Some of you may wonder where the hell I have been for the past year or so, most of you don’t give a shit. Needless […]

China Disowns UMD President Wallace Loh for Taiwan Visit

Posted on: June 13, 2012 by thirstyturtletimes
Categories: College, Thirsty Turtle Times Historical Archives, World
Tags: Beijing, China, Kim Jong-un, Martin Monitz, Martin O'Malley, People's Republic of China, Republic of China, Taipei, Taiwan, The Diamondback, UMD, Wallace Loh, Yang Jiechi

BEIJING – University of Maryland President Wallace D. Loh has been internationally rebuked for his current trip to the Republic of China, better known as Taiwan. Dr. Loh left for Taiwan […]