Tag: Doug Jones

New York Liberals Threaten to Vote Joe Manchin Out in West Virginia Primary

Posted on: January 24, 2018 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: "News", Nation
Tags: Alabama, Brooklyn, DACA, Doug Jones, Government Shutdown, Heidi Heitkamp, Indiana, Jessica Ringwatt, Joe Donnelly, Joe Manchin, Michelle Obama, Moving Creedence, New York, North Dakota, San Francisco, The People for Bernie Sanders, West Virginia

NEW YORK OR CHARLESTOWN: New York Democrats are targeting West Virginia Senator Joe Manchin and pledging not to vote for him in their Democratic primary on June 26th, 2018. Mr. […]

Mississippi and Arkansas Vie For Open “Worst State in the Union” Title

Posted on: December 14, 2017 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: "News", Analysis, College, Sports
Tags: Alabama, Arkansas, Barbecue Butter, Chris McDaniel, Doug Jones, Mississippi, Phil Bryant, Roy S. Moore, Walmart Scooter, Worst State

LITTLE ROCK – After a shocking election upset that sent number one seed Alabama home and packing, the people of both Mississippi and Arkansas have found renewed hope for a […]

Washington D.C. Teenagers Ecstatic They Can Still Hang Out At The Mall

Posted on: December 13, 2017 by williamwallace
Categories: "News", College, Nation
Tags: Alabama, Doug Jones, Gadsen, pedophile, Roy Moore, Teenagers, the mall, Washington D.C.

WASHINGTON – It wasn’t just Democrats reveling a shocking upset victory last night, as Democrat Doug Jones defeated Republican Roy Moore to become Alabama’s next Senator. Teenagers across Washington, D.C. […]

Magical Curse Forbids Republican Politicians From Endorsing Democrats

Posted on: December 12, 2017 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: "News", Nation
Tags: #ReaganCurse, Bhutan, Condoleezza Rice, Democrats, Doug Jones, Jigme Singye Wangchuck, Magic Curse, Neil Gordon, Ouija, Racist Rapists, Republicans, Ronald Reagan, Roy Moore, University of Alabama

BIRMINGHAM – Scientists and religious experts today discovered a magical curse that appears to prevent Republican politicians from endorsing Democrats in American elections. “This was an extraordinary discovery of deductive […]

Doug Jones Campaign Brimming with Confidence After Eighth White Voter Pledges Support

Posted on: December 11, 2017 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: "News", Nation
Tags: Alabama Special Senate Election, Birmingham, Doug Jones, Roy Moore

BIRMINGHAM – The Senate Campaign of Democrat Doug Jones received a much-needed boost in Alabama today as Jim, an insurance agent in Birmingham, became the eighth white voter in the […]

ANALYSIS: Senate Write-In Campaign Impossible Because Alabama Can’t Read

Posted on: November 14, 2017 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: Analysis, Nation
Tags: Alabama, Alabama Special Senate Election, Alaska, Democrat, Doug Jones, Gef Seshuns, Luther Strange, Republican, Roy Moore, Write-In

Republicans are in a bind in Alabama. Republican Senatorial efforts to derail the candidacy of Roy Moore in the Alabama Special Senate election have been unsuccessful. Judge Moore, battling claims […]