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GOP to change name to GOb to Attract Young Voters

Posted on: June 25, 2018 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: "News", Nation
Tags: GOb, GOP, IHOb, IHOP, Roger Stone, Ronna McDaniel, The Republican Party

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Republican Party of the United States has announced a name change aimed at winning over young voters, from the GOP to the GOb. The switch comes […]

As Media Shifts Focus to Tax Bill, Trump Desperately Takes Dump on South Lawn

Posted on: December 1, 2017 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: "News", Nation
Tags: black athletes, Distractions, Dump, GOP, Matt Lauer, Poop, President Trump, Republican Tax Bill, Senate Tax Cut Plan, Vice President Mike Pence, White House South Lawn

WASHINGTON – President Trump, eager to sign a massive tax cut into law as the first major legislative achievement of his tenure, this morning took the unusual step of having […]

Republicans Unable to Decide Between Tax Cuts for Millionaires, Basic Integrity

Posted on: November 13, 2017 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: "News", Nation
Tags: Alabama, Basic Integrity, Fox News, GOP, Republicans, Roy Moore, Tax Cuts for Millionaires

WASHINGTON – As Republican Judge Roy Moore plows on through accusations of molesting teenage girls in the Alabama special Senate Election, Republicans nationally are flummoxed. Republicans are weighing their options […]

NJ and VA Republicans Send Thoughts and Prayers to Ballot Boxes

Posted on: November 9, 2017 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: "News", Nation
Tags: #thoughtsandprayers, 2018, Ed Gillespie, GOP, Kim Guadagno, New Jersey, Republicans, Richmond, Thoughts and Prayers, Virginia, Woodbridge

RICHMOND – Republican voters in New Jersey and Virginia sent thoughts and prayers (#ThoughtsAndPrayers) to their voting precincts on Tuesday, hoping to hold off a wave of Democrats eager to […]

“Red Pill” Curator Robert Fisher Hailed For Republican Authenticity

Posted on: May 22, 2017 by thirstyturtletimes
Categories: "News"
Tags: authenticity, Brookline, Concord, GOP, New Hampshire, Pam Durst, Rape Fantasies, Red Pill, Reddit, Republican Party, Republicans, Reverend Milton Sheffield, Robert Fisher, The Daily Beast

CONCORD – Adoration and praise rained down on State Representative Robert Fisher this week, as the New Hampshire Republican, accused of covertly promoting profane and chauvinist ideologies on the internet, has […]

FAKE WALLACE LOH: Vote Loh & Lee 2012

Posted on: August 23, 2011 by fake wallace loh
Categories: "News", Thirsty Turtle Times Historical Archives
Tags: Consumer Protection Agency, Daycon, Dr. Wallace Loh, Drop Daycon, Environmental Protection Agency, GOP, Israel, Judicial, Lays and gesbians, Loh2012, Obamacare, POTUS, Republican Nomination, Republican Primary Debate, Republicans, Running for President, Terps, U.S. Presidential Election, University of Maryland, White House

So I guess this is what happens when you make a drinking game out of a Republican Presidential Primary. Yes, of course I am running for President! As a fake […]

Wallace Loh Declares Candidacy for President of the United States

Posted on: August 15, 2011 by thirstyturtletimes
Categories: Thirsty Turtle Times Historical Archives
Tags: Barack Obama, Election 2012, Glenn Beck, GOP, Honolulu Advertiser, Iowa, Obamacare, Politics, Republican, Republican Primary Debate, Shanghai, University of Maryland, Wallace Loh

Dr. Wallace Loh, President of the University of Maryland, has declared for the Presidency of the United States, running as a Republican. Wallace Loh attended Grinnell College in Iowa for […]