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Scott Pruitt Builds Taxpayer-funded Personal Halo to Escape Runaway Climate Change

Posted on: April 10, 2018 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: "News", Nation, Whether
Tags: EPA, Halo Array, Master Chevron, Scott Pruitt

OUTER SPACE – Administrator Scott Pruitt has ordered the Environmental Protection Agency to build him an entire Halo Array, with which he could escape the environmentally crumbling planet, an investigation […]

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