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MUELLER MADNESS! Stormy Daniels Continues Cinderella Run

Posted on: April 19, 2018 by williamwallace
Categories: "News", Nation, Sports
Tags: ESPN, James Comey, March Madness, Mueller Madness, President, Stormy Daniels

Stormy Daniels on Cinderella Run to End Trump Dynasty Stormy Daniels has continued her unprecedented march toward ending the presidency of Donald J. Trump, as the 14th seed rides toward […]

Guy Who Slaved His Entire Life Complains About Cool Guy Partying With Hookers, Hated by Entire Nation

Posted on: April 16, 2018 by williamwallace
Categories: Nation, Opinion, Propaganda
Tags: Donald J Trump, Edward Murphy, FBI, James Comey, Russians

WASHINGTON – James Comey, former director of the FBI, was seen Sunday night living in his own nightmare. The long-time public servant worked hard his entire life. He always did […]

Trump Supporter Gives Up Over Stormy Daniels Affair

Posted on: March 8, 2018 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: "News", Nation
Tags: Fred Nelneck, James Comey, last straw, MAGA, Nazis, Stormy Daniels, Trump

NASHVILLE – “This is disgraceful!” said Fred Nelneck, a former coal miner and a Trump supporter until that very moment. He was watching cable news coverage of adult film actress […]

President Trump Farts On Live TV To Distract Press From Deepening Scandals

Posted on: May 17, 2017 by thirstyturtletimes
Categories: "News"
Tags: Bernard Donovan, fart, James Comey, Peter Griffin, President Trump, Russia, Russiagate, University of San Diego

WASHINGTON – President Donald Trump, surrounded by deepening scandals, sought to divert the media today by delivering a live televised fart on Tuesday night. Faced with angry allies, disloyal staff, […]