Tag: Mike Pence

President Trump Desperately Takes Dump on South Lawn to Distract from Midterms

Posted on: November 1, 2018 by williamwallace
Categories: "News", Nation, Propaganda
Tags: James Bernadette, Lou Dobbs, MAGA, Mike Pence, President, Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee-Sanders, Sean Hannity, White House South Lawn

WASHINGTON – As questions deepen about the role President Trump has played in inciting increasing right-wing extremist violence, Mr. Trump on Tuesday morning took the unusual step of having a […]

Local Man Burns Down Home To Spite Liberal Oscars

Posted on: March 5, 2018 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: "News", Nation
Tags: 90th Academy Awards, Anabella Sciorra, Andra Day, Ashley Judd, Burns Down House, Common, Emmys, Grammys, Jerry Lee Pickett, Jimmy Kimmel, Mike Pence, Oscars, Salma Hayek, Stand Up For Something

CINCINNATTI – “I’m TIRED of them telling me not to vote against my own interests!” stammered Jerry Lee Pickett, a welder from Springdale, Ohio.  He was referring to the Emmys, […]

Swiss Start Slow Clap as Team Korea Blown Out Yet Again

Posted on: February 15, 2018 by williamwallace
Categories: "News", Adventures, Sports, World
Tags: Ana Muller, Cool Runnings, Icy Sprints, Japan, Mike Pence, North Korea, PyeongChang2018, Sojung Shin, South Korea, Sweden, Switzerland, Team Korea

♪ “Taste the kimchi, taste the rice! Team Korea, here unites!” ♪ PYEONGCHANG – The united women’s hockey team of North and South Korea was treated to a deeply-sought slow-clap at the […]