Tag: President

President Trump Desperately Takes Dump on South Lawn to Distract from Midterms

Posted on: November 1, 2018 by williamwallace
Categories: "News", Nation, Propaganda
Tags: James Bernadette, Lou Dobbs, MAGA, Mike Pence, President, Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee-Sanders, Sean Hannity, White House South Lawn

WASHINGTON – As questions deepen about the role President Trump has played in inciting increasing right-wing extremist violence, Mr. Trump on Tuesday morning took the unusual step of having a […]

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Local Man Can’t Decide Between 0.2% More Economic Growth, Basic Decency

Posted on: October 25, 2018 by williamwallace
Categories: "News", Nation
Tags: 2018 Midterms, Dave Fresno, Elections, Houston, Lizzie Fletcher, President, TX7

HOUSTON – Elections are approaching, and Texans are making up their mind. Dave Fresno, an antique shop owner in Piney Point Village, considered his vote at the Avalon Diner. “I […]

Kim Jong-un Criticized for Failing to Bring Up Human Rights with Trump

Posted on: June 21, 2018 by williamwallace
Categories: "News", Nation, World
Tags: human rights, Kim Jong-un, Mexico, North Korea, President, separation of families, UN, US Border

PYONGYANG – Kim Jong-un is facing withering criticism for his failure to bring up the appalling human rights record of US President Donald Trump, during their meeting in Singapore last […]

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Trump Pulls Out of Louisiana Purchase

Posted on: May 17, 2018 by williamwallace
Categories: "News", Nation, World
Tags: France, Louisiana Purchase, Napoleon, President, Withdrawal

NEW ORLEANS – President Trump today announced that he would withdraw the United States from the 1803 Louisiana Purchase with France. The deal, signed during the Jefferson Administration, gave Napoleonic […]

Freed Americans See President Trump, Ask to Return to North Korea

Posted on: May 10, 2018 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: "News", World
Tags: Joint Base Andrews, Kim Dong-chul, Kim Hak-son, North Korea, President, prisoner release, Tony Kim

JOINT BASE ANDREWS, Md. – Three Americans were freed from North Korean imprisonment yesterday, but after being greeted by President Trump, the horrified men asked to be allowed back into […]

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MUELLER MADNESS! Stormy Daniels Continues Cinderella Run

Posted on: April 19, 2018 by williamwallace
Categories: "News", Nation, Sports
Tags: ESPN, James Comey, March Madness, Mueller Madness, President, Stormy Daniels

Stormy Daniels on Cinderella Run to End Trump Dynasty Stormy Daniels has continued her unprecedented march toward ending the presidency of Donald J. Trump, as the 14th seed rides toward […]

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As Trade War Ravages Wall Street, Trump Desperately Takes Dump on South Lawn

Posted on: April 5, 2018 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: "News", Nation, World
Tags: Amazon, China, Peter Navarro, President, Sean Hannity, Trade War, White House South Lawn

WASHINGTON – President Trump, eager to avoid or win a trade war he began with China, this morning took the unusual step of having a bowel movement on the South […]

Hillary Clinton Spotted Wearing Oprah Costume

Posted on: January 11, 2018 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: "News", College, Nation
Tags: 2020, Brooklyn, Democratic Primary, Millennial, Oprah Winfrey, President

NEW YORK: Former US Secretary of State and 2016 Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton was spotted putting on an Oprah Winfrey bodysuit in an abandoned warehouse in Brooklyn yesterday morning. […]

Senate Tax Cut Plan Accused of Sexual Assault

Posted on: November 20, 2017 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: "News", Nation
Tags: Congress, Fay Keperzon, House, Juiz Desgurl, MONSTER, Notta Riyu Naimu, President, Republicans, Senate, Sexual Assault, Tax Overhaul Plan

WASHINGTON – The Republicans’ tax overhaul plan was accused this weekend of sexual assault by several different women, the culmination of a growing wave of sexual assault revelations in both […]

World Jealous of Taliban Prisoner for not Knowing Trump was President

Posted on: November 9, 2017 by williamwallace
Categories: "News", World
Tags: Afghanistan, Canada, Janne Olson, Joshua Boyle, President, Taliban

TORONTO – Worldwide showers of envy have rained down on Joshua Boyle, a Canadian-American man recently released along with his family from an isolated five-year imprisonment by the Taliban, for […]