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Jeb Bush Sad not to Receive Any Pipe Bombs in the Mail

Posted on: October 30, 2018 by williamwallace
Categories: "News", Jebwatch
Tags: George H.W. Bush, Jeb Bush, Jeb!, Jebwatch, Mailbombs, pipe bombs, President Donald J Trump

MIAMI – Former Governor of Florida and 2016 U.S. Presidential candidate Jeb Bush peered into his mailbox today, only for his hopes to dissipate once again. He received no crudely-made […]

Local Woman Impressed with President Trump for not Defecating Pants During SOTU

Posted on: January 31, 2018 by williamwallace
Categories: "News", Nation
Tags: Cornelius, Fucking Karen, Mourmont, North Carolina, Orrin Hatch, Poop his pants, President Donald J Trump, SOTU, State of the Union

RALEIGH – A local suburban mother of three was very impressed with President Trump’s State of the Union Address last night, highlighting his successful effort to hold his bowels as […]