Tag: President

Entire Trump Administration Derailed by ‘Perfect’ Late-Night Comedy Joke

Posted on: October 30, 2017 by DenzelWashington
Categories: "News", Distractions, Nation
Tags: Bipartisan Report, CBS, Comedy Central, Late Show, President, Quartz, Salon, Stephen Colbert, the Daily Show, Trevor Noah, Tumblr, Vice, Vox

NEW YORK – The Trump Administration has come to a crashing halt, with all executive branch offices of the federal government vacated as of 8:00 AM Monday.  The apparent cause […]

Trump Administration Condemns Post-2016 Politicizing of Dead Soldiers

Posted on: October 24, 2017 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: "News", Nation
Tags: 2016, Benghazi, Niger, President, Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee-Sanders, Tweet, White House Chief of Staff General John Kelly

WASHINGTON – The Trump Administration is coming down hard on Democrats and journalists whom they accuse of politicizing US soldiers killed in combat, something they insist has not been acceptable […]

University of Virginia Students, Furious at Trump and Republicans, Unsure what to do Instead of Voting on Election Day

Posted on: October 12, 2017 by williamwallace
Categories: "News", College, Nation
Tags: #Resist, Charlottesville, Democrats, Election Day, Love Conquers All, New Jersey, President, Republicans, Rethuglicans, Virginia

CHARLOTTESVILLE: Students at the University of Virginia here in Charlottesville are angry, and with Election Day approaching fast, many are struggling to come up with what to do instead of […]

US Secretary of State and North Korea Reach Unprecedented Agreement That Donald Trump is a Fucking Moron

Posted on: October 5, 2017 by williamwallace
Categories: "News", World
Tags: Foreign Ministry, Fucking Moron, Grand Marshall Kim Jong-un, North Korea, President, Rex Tillerson, Ri Yong-Ho, Secretary of State, Stephanie Ruhle, UN General Assembly

SEOUL/NEW YORK: North Korea and the US State Department stunned the world on Wednesday by reaching a major accord for the first time in years, agreeing that US President Trump […]

Black Lives Matter Demands Montenegro Change Name

Posted on: May 27, 2017 by thirstyturtletimes
Categories: "News"
Tags: Betsy Adams, Black Lives Matter, Duško Marković, Howard University, Latin, Montenegro, NATO, President, Prime Minister, Washington D.C.

WASHINGTON – Montenegro has surfaced in the news lately, as President Trump appeared to shove the small Balkan nation’s prime minister out of the way in preparation for a photo with […]