Tag: Russia

America to Boycott 2018 World Cup in Russia

Posted on: May 8, 2018 by williamwallace
Categories: "News", Sports, World
Tags: 2016 US Presidential Election, 2018 World Cup, Boycott, Dave Sarachan, Hotel National Moscow, President Donald Trump, Russia, Team USA, Trinidad

MOSCOW – The greatest tournament in soccer is set to begin in just one months’ time, and the United States will not be attending. The Americans announced they will be […]

Report: Russians Making Fake People

Posted on: December 18, 2017 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: "News", World
Tags: CNN, cybernetic organisms, Jake Tapper, Russia, Russian government, Ted Crockett

LANGLEY, VIRGINIA – The Russian government, widely acknowledged to have interfered in the 2016 US presidential election, has now been reportedly making cybernetic organisms to infiltrate American politics. The Russian […]

Why Are the Republicans Russiang This Tax Bill?

Posted on: December 5, 2017 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: "News", Nation
Tags: Bill Mueller, Cross the Rubicon, Democrats, Fiscolillusion, Flynng, General Michael Flynn, hammer and sickle, Lenin, Moscow, Putin, Republicans, Revolution of 17, Russia, Russian puns, Russiang, Soviet, Stalin, tsarting

Questions remain over the tax overhaul Republicans are currently trying to conference into one passable bill – namely, why are they Russiang the bill through Congress so quickly? Democrats allege […]

President Trump Farts On Live TV To Distract Press From Deepening Scandals

Posted on: May 17, 2017 by thirstyturtletimes
Categories: "News"
Tags: Bernard Donovan, fart, James Comey, Peter Griffin, President Trump, Russia, Russiagate, University of San Diego

WASHINGTON – President Donald Trump, surrounded by deepening scandals, sought to divert the media today by delivering a live televised fart on Tuesday night. Faced with angry allies, disloyal staff, […]

The Far-Left Continues to Blackmail and Punish Society – with the Far-Right

Posted on: May 5, 2017 by williamwallace
Categories: Propaganda, World
Tags: Alt-right, Bernie or Bust, blackmail, Communism, Emmanuel Macron, En Marche, Fake News, far-left, far-right, Fascism, France, François Fillon, French Election, Jean-Luc Mélenchon, Jeremy Corbyn, mainstream society, Marine Le Pen, National Front, Paris, punish, Republican Front, Russia, Sputnik, Trotskyite, Vladimir Putin

Today’s chapter: France, where Marine Le Pen of the far-right National Front party is poised for an almighty upset that could rock the globe. The French far-left, which claims to […]