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Orrin Hatch Sick of Kids Skateboarding on His Sidewalk

Posted on: December 28, 2017 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: "News"
Tags: child labor, Oliver Twist, sidewalk, Skateboardin', Skateboarding, tax cuts, Utah

WASHINGTON – Utah Senator Orrin Hatch expressed dismay today of kids skateboarding on the sidewalk outside his apartment in Washington D.C. “Darn kids always skateboardin’ on the sidewalk!” he stammered […]

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