Tag: Terps

Students Eat Feces, Talk of Firing Edsall at Campus Farm

Posted on: December 8, 2011 by thirstyturtletimes
Categories: College, Sports, Thirsty Turtle Times Historical Archives
Tags: Coach, Eat Shit, Feces, Fire Edsall, Football, Maryland Football, North Campus Diner, Porky the Pig, Randy Edsall, Terps, Terrapins, University of Maryland

It was a spectacle like no other. Last night, reporters at the University of Maryland Campus farm on Paint Branch Drive documented a feast encompassing over 1000 students, but they […]

FAKE WALLACE LOH: Vote Loh & Lee 2012

Posted on: August 23, 2011 by fake wallace loh
Categories: "News", Thirsty Turtle Times Historical Archives
Tags: Consumer Protection Agency, Daycon, Dr. Wallace Loh, Drop Daycon, Environmental Protection Agency, GOP, Israel, Judicial, Lays and gesbians, Loh2012, Obamacare, POTUS, Republican Nomination, Republican Primary Debate, Republicans, Running for President, Terps, U.S. Presidential Election, University of Maryland, White House

So I guess this is what happens when you make a drinking game out of a Republican Presidential Primary. Yes, of course I am running for President! As a fake […]

Welcome to the Thirsty Turtle Times

Posted on: June 17, 2011 by thirstyturtletimes
Categories: Thirsty Turtle Times Historical Archives
Tags: Boobpedia, College Park, fakewallaceloh, First Post, Maryland, Roosevelt, Teddy, Teddy Roosevelt, Terps, The Thirsty Turtle Times, Theodore Roosevelt, Thirsty Turtle, UM, UMCP, UMD, UMDCP, Uncyclopedia, University of Maryland, Welcome

This  “news agency” will serve the College Park community. It’s brand new. And it’s unlike any you’ve ever seen before. The Thirsty Turtle Times will run substance-free.  We don’t have […]