Tag: Utah

Mitt Romney Furiously Scrubbing “Massachusetts” From Wikipedia Page

Posted on: January 4, 2018 by williamwallace
Categories: "News", Nation
Tags: Bain Cathedral, Boylston Street, Creek Center, Holladay, Lanhee Chen, Massachusetts, Mitt Romney, Republican Senate Seat, Salt Lake City, Utah, Wikipedia

SALT LAKE CITY: Mitt Romney, former Governor of Massachusetts, spent most of Wednesday meticulously removing all mention of the Bay State from his Wikipedia page. “The good people of UTAH […]

Orrin Hatch Sick of Kids Skateboarding on His Sidewalk

Posted on: December 28, 2017 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: "News"
Tags: child labor, Oliver Twist, sidewalk, Skateboardin', Skateboarding, tax cuts, Utah

WASHINGTON – Utah Senator Orrin Hatch expressed dismay today of kids skateboarding on the sidewalk outside his apartment in Washington D.C. “Darn kids always skateboardin’ on the sidewalk!” he stammered […]